To kick of the new year Barcelona based agency Iskiam Jara, decided to campaign themselves by selling the blood of their creatives. But for what purpose? Does their blood contain the secret to everlasting life? Will drinking it turn you into a vampire, irresistibly alluring and unbelievably strong? Unlikely. So what the hell do I want their blood for? The copy translates:

“Here is our blood. It was once thought that creativity was an indefinable concept, but research showed that it is a natural activity in influencing genetic, environmental and haphazard. It’s stable, durable and unique to each human being. So you want to share our DNA, so that this coming year we have at your side. Come to bleed for you. You choose, clone or account with us.”

Maybe I should take a similar route to finding an internship? Only I’ll one up ‘em—I’ll cut out my heart, lungs, and brain for you.